The Poopy Pants Song
Poopy pants, pooooopy pants
I've got a baby with pooooopy pants
Poopy pants, pooooopy pants
I have a baby who pooooops
If you think this is gross
You should see when Mom drinks lactose
Stinky, slimy and pea greeeeen
It's the grossest thing you've ever seen
Poopy pants, poooopy pants
I've got a baby with pooooopy pants
Poopy pants, pooooopy pants
I have a baby who pooooops
The Prune Song
I like prunes in the mornin'
I like prunes in the afternoon
I like prunes any time of day cuuuuuuuuz
Prunes'll make me poop real soon
I like my prunes all warmed up
I like my prunes real cold
I like my prunes any temp'ature cuuuuuuz
Constipation gets real old
Bananas!
I like to eat bananas
They're so gooooood
I like to eat bananas
They grow in my neighborhood
I like to eat bananas
It's easy to seeeeee
I like to eat bananas cuz I'm a monkeeeeey!
a teeny blurb about me
- another clueless mom
- I am a 32 year old first time mom who is continually shocked at how much those baby books and doulas and midwives don't tell you about having and raising kids...let me tell you, it's a lot!
How could I forget The Burp Song???
ReplyDeleteWho's got a burp stuck in his tummy
that won't let him eat his yummy
foooooooooooooooooooood?
MR BABY!
Who's gonna burp that burp right now?
Who's gonna burp that burp right out?
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,
MR BABY!